I had to bring it back here. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Im a mere mortal. Im walking back and forth in my shitty one-bed apartment, like, Im going to die here. And its amazing how racism will always happen to you when you need it the most. But I had to ask her the question that were all thinking. And thats when I realize Im a darapok. Never happened. [laughter] My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. Oh, my God. And Im biking with my knees bowed out. Hey, man, where are you going? And its Jon. I dont have a time machine. Hasan sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss feeling overwhelmed by the balance of life and work and the effect of trends and forces in his life. About to meet his future daughter-in-law, Minhajs father repeats an oft-spoken phrase from their household: log kya kahenge, What will people think? Minhaj and his sister become upset, believing that something bigger besides religion, race, creed, color, or class unites them with all people. We sit down. Gods not like, Youre racist. I hear footsteps. Steve Carell, John Oliver, Sam Bee, Jason Jones, Ed Helms, Steven Colbert and me? Im JGL. She does mergers and acquisitions now. I could feel it, like hed slapped me in a previous life. Hey idiot, pick up your phone. Theyre like, Oh! The release date of Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King is May 22, 2017. I have opinions. No, you dont. Coming Soon, Regal Six puffs, one for each championship. There were so many levels. There are uncles here. Princess from here down, Toad from here up. Im not Larry David. I have a personality. Where do you think you got that from, dummy? Isnt that how all this stuff happens? I was like, Its about to go down. First grade. Why not? I should have said something. Its late. And Im like, It is late. And shes like I should go home. I was like, Yeah, you should Why did you say that? So Im looking in the trees, the bushes I look back in the middle of the street, my dad is in the middle of the road sweeping glass out of the road like he works at a barbershop. Its a very heavy ring. Davis, what's up? I have to tell him stories. Its a big deal for me. I just want my mom. I hear thud, thud, thud outside. Just to see her one last time. Reply, son. Meanwhile, I I didnt go to grad school. Stop marching. Its a generational thing. So, Hasan, be brave. Married. Spray on the Michael Jordan cologne. You know Bills demeanor. Hasan Minhaj. Thats it. I cant hear you, Dad. Whats that smell? Im not going to open myself up to that. The fobbiest thing ever. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King, is the theatrical debut of humorist and "The Daily Show" correspondent Hasan Minhaj. These cookies do not store any personal information. Dont mind if I do. This is what I do. All morning, theyre like, Mexicans, all lives matter, Arabs 12:01! [theme music: orchestral hip-hop] [crowd roars] What's up? Just like, Ah. And Id look at him and be like, Oh, man. Dude, we did that to the Japanese. I need her in my life. I put on the JC Penney suit. It went whiter than white. You look the same. So how do I explain this? And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. Is that pepperoni pizza? We get there. Bethany Reed. Okay. So Ill see you Monday, right?. Because when it happened, everyone in America felt like their country was under attack. Youre always stressed and always tired. Were in the hospital. Be like this, be like this. [laughter] [whistling, whooping] Whats up? Do that with this, and then lick the lips and go, Whats up? Im practicing it. I would have gotten a slap. But on that night, September 12th, it was the first night of so many nights where my familys loyalty to this country was under attack. You know about this. Sign this. I sign this waiver that clears the hospital of liability if something happens to my dad. Just saw my high school prom date in a Pizza Hut ad. #throwback. Running time: 72 minutes Thats the nicest Ive ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. But my mom, shes very controlling. Duh! I want to be president. Duh! Hasan, be brave. Its a very beautiful poem. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. After a humorous exploration of his early life as the child of Muslim immigrants from India, the show takes a more serious turn when Minhaj describes the death threats and vandalism his family experienced immediately after 9/11. Were not on that stage, ever. Match up to three ways. Yeah. For four years, my wife and I couldn't get pregnant. Fresh TV Trailers. Minus all the unconditional love. Pockets were acknowledging that. Whatever. Youre walking around like a rooster. But the reason why I write about you is because I see you kept your promise. I got a career I hate from my parents. Its a lie. The church whitewashed them. After reflecting, here are 4 Leadership lessons I learned by watching Hasan Minhaj. Ill see all the employees, Hannity, Coulter, OReilly, leave their building, cross the street, walk past me, and line up for halal chicken and rice. And my dads looking at me. Look at how big his name is. Youve got to ease your way in. In 82, Seema could get Look at that red langa. To which I reply, We didnt end up going, though. I need you. Moms a ninja, Dads a communist? Like, relax! So my slacks dont get caught up in the chains. Bill Maher is like, These Muslims, 85 percent of them hate our freedom. I love you! Youre the color of poop. Thats memory number one. Youre funny. Which is a tell-tale sign of being, like, Hey, man. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. You bring nothing to the table. No! Im like, Why are we here? and the And thats how you make it great. This is bullshit. Bethany, comma, enter. I want to marry Seema. She runs up to me and hugs me. I was like, Hey! I still cant understand some of you. Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester (2022) - full transcript Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events. Hes 12 years old. Life is tough and sometimes you dont know what youre doing. Not your typical stand up special, but Hasan has constructed a fantastic way to tell his story that is both hilarious and touching at the same time. Shes like, Hasan bhai, why dont you take it out? And as an elder brother, I felt entitled to that bike. You know the way it is. People ask, Where does that come from? Look at this kids parents. Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Hey, um, long time no see. Thats on you, thats not on me. Why do you do this to your daughters? Ill just put this on the wall. And Muslims we dont really, uh, like cartoons. Im going to put this in my car.. Fine. I was like, I get it. I remember leveling with my parents at the dinner table. Who was I to ruin their picture-perfect celebration? Your boy, headlining Gotham Comedy Club. Thirty years ago in a town in India, population 990,000 thats a small town my dad heard a buzz in the streets about this woman named Seema, my mom. Hasan's entire act took us on a journey of identity, privilege, discrimination . You should follow your dreams. [laughter] Maybe I will. Some of you guys are just in college, Snapchatting. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. Required fields are marked *. I heard an audible Oh! Alright. Thank you for the opportunity. I tucked that turtle head back in my butt. Weve got to clean this up. Zen! Do you know what day it is? Its Saturday. No, its my birthday. My sister looks at me, shes like, They dont know what you did. Im signing this piece of paper and looking at him, and I feel like Im signing a death certificate. Isnt there something bigger that unites all of us outside of race, color, creed, class? Stop blaming other people. 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. When youre ready, Jon will come down. And I think its just that, like, immigrants love secrets. Thank you.. Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US Happy Birthday. With his new Netflix standup special, Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj proves his winning streak is no fluke. And for the liberal white guilt, immigrants arent going to hit their children the way you do. 1) Storytelling has power. But when youre white and youre playing the video game of life, and your avatar is white, you just get asked less questions along the way. Youve got leverage. Send that shit right now! Too real? His body temperature is so low that he looks blue. The pendulum swings back and forth for me. I know what happens when I talk about this. Racism., So Im watching the show Real Time With Bill Maher. Me, Jehovahs Witness girl, Korean exchange students, going to the prom? And my mom, she would come and visit, and just kill the mom game. Homecoming King was filmed in Minhajs hometown of Davis, California, the perfect venue for Minhaj to recount his real life experiences in a compelling story of family, relationships, race, identity, forgiveness, and the American Dream. I was a lover. My mom is frying pakoras. It elevates your game. So Im telling him stories about my life, hes telling me stories about his. Youre about to go to prom with Bethany motherfucking Reed.. camasunary fishing lodge; crookston, mn obituaries This is a real show on NBC. Watch Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King | Official Trailer. Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? Im equal. Im blessed. I dont got to change who I am? Sit here. Dad, youre the guy that will argue with the cashier at Costco when he doesnt let you return used underwear. Davis, whats up? Im fucked. He served as an associate producer for the Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King special, released on Netflix in May 2017. This aint Jodhaa Akbar. Have you ever been trapped by the time you live in? It was like Inception. And I look at him, and Im like Dad? He had Jewish Najmi vibes. Do you need a ride home? In the photo hes like, You had better get all As. Like, lets be real. Get in the Camry. The immigrant car of choice. What are the chances? Shes like, Listen, you know, ever since my family moved from Nebraska, youve been my best friend. I wanted to protect you. Reply. Ill pay it. But Davis was, like, super white. I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. I understand. So I started doing comedy. They want you to audition. In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. 2:27. Dax wonders if Hasan is attracted to . Pakistan was created because of this reason. I know, but I convinced my dad. Thats one less letter than the entire alphabet. I do. Doctor sees me. Kind of like tonight. Okay. Ten syllables. Nothing. I cant tell you how blue it is. Fast enough to get there, but slow enough to not get pit stains. I cant die. And then my dad would do what most br0wn parents do. Thats when I realized I dont want a toy. You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, and theyd say [angry yawn] Why do I have to pay taxes? Youre like, Jesus Wed do everything. Listen, I would love to give you some tix, but were going to be taking a lot of photos tonight, and I dont think youd be a good fit. Send that shit! Hasan bhai is a comedian.. Fuck this, man! And then you have the audacity to be, like, Hey, why are you so melodramatic? Because I went to war for you. Its Jon. Starring: Hasan Minhaj Watch all you want. Get into Stanford.. Send that shit right now! 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Name Course Professor Date Homecoming King The film "homecoming King" by Hasan Minhaj is a 2017 Netflix comedy showcasing the life of immigrants in the United States. Because love is bigger than fear. I wish I could tell him that. Homecoming King has the vibe of a dinner-party story by your funniest friend and focuses on Minhaj's family backstory and upbringing in California, where his parents moved from India. Shes like, Everybody has been asking why we didnt go. These kids know where we live, theyre timing this, so theyre watching us. Directed by: Christopher Storer Other days, No, fuck that. Im not proud and no one is proud. Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. You endure racism, and if it doesnt cost you your life, pay it. The wheelie thing, the backpack, the gun that catches ghosts Literally shut Pioneer down. 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The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. One shot, Eight Mile. Deal with it. One of the happiest days of my life. Its too much. Cheese! God bless. I grew up here. They love them. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Why are you telling me this right now? Every conversation with my dad is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Sweetie, we love you, we think youre great. Its not asking for a co-sign. I wish I could tell 18-year-old me, Hey, man, dont let this experience define you. Pieces of glass get caught in my arm. Weve all been there. But we had those first secrets. Mom walks through. Im, like, Maybe this is bigger than me. They did this to me. I hope you make up your mind. Im not Saddam.. Navigate accordingly. In the third grade, Miss Anderson said, Write what you want to be. Some kids were like, an astronaut, or a firefighter. I was like, I want to be white. [shocked laughter] What do you mean? I want this part of my skin to be all of my skin. And it wasnt like, I hate melanin. I love melanin. At that age, thats a lot. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. #its a small world. I run, but my dad beats me to the phone. It crashes into the cement. [laughter] Youre not Liam Neeson. A blank stare? Im walking to my locker. Jasuriah? Have you heard of Seema? Its not traditional standup comedy, but Minhaj still expertly sets up jokes and calls back to many of them throughout the show. The surgery is that risky. Why dont we study at your house? I was like, Ive got to go. What, invite you over to my house? So I tell him the prom story. Its crazy, because we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us. Youre never going to get married. And Im standing there on that doorstep. But as soon as I say that He looks at me like I believe in Santa. But I cant change the past. You know how you hit that point when your parents give up on you and move on? I couldnt believe it. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. Daily Show senior correspondent Hasan Minhaj did not hold back on barbs directed at President Donald Trump and his administration during the White House Correspondents' Dinner. #brilliant. My mom and dad are arguing in Hindi. Im doing that right now. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. Especially in middle school, if a girl called the house, you had to pick up the phone before your parents. Im like, Whatever, its not going to happen. Second period rolls around like clockwork. Damn! Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) - Transcript May 21, 2020 Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. But what makes matters worse is, you had me socially crucified in front of everybody. And I know the older generation doesnt like those jokes. I dont want to marry! Log kya kahenge! Why? I live on the second story. And my dad It was her first birthday in the US. Ira Glass says children are our future.. Lets move to the US where were the only people that know each other. Im so grateful for that decision. All the time. Its a big deal. And I never saw her again. You guys knew she was white, right? What happened was, my dad would go back and forth to India to visit my mom, and during one trip he knocked her up. Are you his son? Yeah. Youre over 18? But, you know, if life gives you lemons, sometimes youve got to make revenge lemonade. Sprinkle in a little irony. A transcript of the examination and interview follows. Rajesh Rengatramanajanana She is dating an Indian dude, and this dude is Indian as fuck. How many times do you see that on screen? And he has all this scruff on his face. 25. Out here, killing it. Were all going to prom? The bar is way too high. How many times do we complain about racism in our community? We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. YOLO. In ten minutes, the man married a woman he had never laid eyes on. She closes her book. I got a ring and then lost my powers, which is a very different Lord of the Rings. I am Jon Stewart. Its not rubbing off! I was fucking terrified. It was a reverse Lord of the Rings situation. Is someone sitting there? You knew it. I fell in love here. Whats Hasan-bye? I went to school with a bunch of Ryan Lochtes. Hasan Minhaj Answers Increasingly Personal Questions. In his 2017 stand-up special, Minhaj introduced himself and his . I was like Drake. Bethany, Ive got a gig in New York next week. No one is. My dad wakes me up super early in the morning. Second marriage, Tools, Clear History. And now Im sweating through my suit. We get in the Camry, were driving from Davis to Sacramento. He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. This is really nice. You know, they say every generation is defined by a great struggle or tragedy. Saddam Husseins a Ghostbuster? Yeah, Im a br0wn Ghostbuster. Im picking up soda and Im like, Ah! Dont do that. Im going to live forever! Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes and I would drop the soda and it would explode. Whats wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men Origins story went down. Good night. Copyright 2023 US Catholic. Yeah! By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Im, like, No! Hasan Minhaj - The Minhaj Legacy (Stand Up Comedy) comedy. I love that so much. PRIMARY PRODUCTION CREDITS Writer/Performer: Hasan Minhaj. I was like, Build that wall. I was like a little Republican. Nothing. My dad is the leader of the household. Ice water in the veins. I dont get it. No, no were not. I look at her, Please dont say anything. She says nothing, like a G. [laughter] Bell rings. Who gives a fuck? Three days before prom he walks to the board. A major theme of the show is Minhajs years-long journey toward forgiveness after experiencing racism from a high school classmate and her family. Im a scaredy-cat. This is a secret that nobody told me! Muslims are like, No statues! And I look over her shoulder, and I see Jeff Burke putting a corsage on Bethanys wrist. Its so big, it barely fits in his Facebook profile. I did what a lot of early comedians do. Everyone here, please be normal. My dad is like, We are normal. Killing me, you know what I mean? And somehow he makes it through. Out of college. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Thats the price we pay for being here. Thats when I was like, We really are from two different generations. BMX bikes aside. This kid just won $30,000 cash. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. For years I resented that br0wn girl. Thats Tinder with no photos. Im standing there. "The King's Jester" reps the second stand-up comedy special that Minhaj has produced and starred in. Cloth interior for life. What will people think? I dont know if you know, but every time a br0wn father says log kya kahenge, a star actually falls from the sky. Youre going to die. 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes. You cant do that. Starbucks, Wi-Fi, freeways, happy birthday. Not for me. Im like, You work at Subway. Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? Like, I really wanted to go with you. And I know some of you guys are like, Hey, this is Davis, okay? You wont. At least your spine isnt getting shattered in a police wagon, though its happening to African-Americans to this day. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. The prompter guy: What are you doing? I got this. I had it all memorized. Hes like, Hanson, this is not funny. He walks over to the board, he pulls it down. I didnt. Do you know when br0wn kids get slapped? During this period, he also appeared in the films "Rough Night . Thank you. He drags in this big box and goes, Aisha, open the box. She cuts open the box and unfurls one of the flaps, and I see Toys R Us emblazoned on one of the flaps. If you go home and are honest, your parents will be like, Even though I disagree with you, I respect your candor. And wed be walking through the aisles, and my dad would pick up yogurt. You dont want to overkill it with the MJ cologne. Can I ask him the question? Hes like, Okay, Alice. Netflix Log kya kahenge? Youre good. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Three? Im the only br0wn kid at school, Dad is the only br0wn guy at work. You know what the shitty part is? I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E. Dont you ever forget about it. Im about to close the door. I recently got married, you guys. She is the one percent. None of you guys are smiling. Are we? I mean, I did write a show about it, but [laughter] like a lot of people. Someone whos not in our tribe. Get him married before she changes her mind. She stepped up. Dad saw the Toys R Us catalog on my wall. I get to the door, open the door, then I hear, Hey, Hasan! Shes sitting outside. But there was one bright spot, this girl named Bethany Reed. They wheel him into surgery and I hand the clipboard to the doctor. The bike goes left, I go right. Middle management till we die. Look at his brother. Hes here to surprise me. So big. I get a call. I can imagine being a father, missing your daughters first steps, her first time saying Dada Thats a hard thing. This is really nice. And I look at her, and Im like, Oh, my God. Youll need them later. Like, I had vision as a six-year-old. Im going to fucking kill you. Click. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. I cured it. Now Im standing outside the restaurant and I cant even concentrate, because I know shes more evolved than me. Coming Soon. Brunettes? Ill never do it again., He goes, No why dont you forgive Bethany? [speaking Hindi] He wanted to be the bigger person again. Try to understand immigrant fathers. I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again. I missed that girl. Why cant I put my head down and do what Im supposed to do? Hasan bhai! And Im in full hover-hands mode, because I have no idea who this person is. The courage to do what is right has to be greater than your fear of getting hurt. The show more or less concludes with Minhaj accepting that advice, letting the hatred leave his heart. Raj is a good person and so am I. Shes like, Hey. Im going to sneak out. Look at his name! So easy. Its Guantanamo of the mind. When you first fall in love, you get that first taste of the Heisenberg blue. And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. Much like his first special, Homecoming King, the comedian returns on stage to share his latest life update with the audience. You guys do this all the time. And it is Aisha, and she is pissed. So Hindus Hindus dont eat beef. People here with girlfriends are like, Babe, its different with you. Youre lying and thats okay. Homecoming King Posted on January 8, 2021 by Anneke Hoekstra This analysis activity and culminating writing assignment on Hasan Minhaj's 2017 Netflix Special Homecoming King asks students to consider the ways in which comedy is used to explore difficult personal and societal topics. Minhaj's, 'Homecoming King', is a public discourse which is reaching out to large crowds and making them aware about the life of the immigrant families, several societal norms, current governmental policies, differences in race, power and literacy. Tools, Clear History. Youre not funny. Thank you, thank you. We used to have landlines. What is going on? I realized, You dont give a shit about this person. I care about what she represents. But then she would go back to India. I was like, Are we getting married? Professor X, Magneto, that close. Thirty for 30? He was brought up in a conservative Muslim home; unlike with other comedians, you can sense the eternal good kid. I redefined political satire and comedy. I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents he was going to liberate India, even they were like, Log kya kahenge! And I didnt know what that meant. Oh, they made it! Mrs Reed opens the door. Hey, audition for The Daily Show. I submit a tape. Vanity Fair. You know, I kept doing comedy. Irrespective of creed, class, color, find those people. Can you write another? No, I cant. Hasan bhai! Get lost! Eventually, I run to the boys bathroom. I just think our fathers didnt download all the great dad software. But tonight is one of those nights We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska and were going to be taking photos, so we dont think youd be a good fit. Dont do that. Her family saw stuff about us. Br0wn Mr Miyagi, just, like, not saying a word. No. No, I want to know more about you. Why? Are you kidding me? And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. 55 plus apartments in east kildonan; used sewer jetter trucks for sale ' And Im looking at her, and Im so embarrassed. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. In 2018, Minhaj decided to do a new one-man show built around politics and visual media. Fox News has taught me that. Youre in college. He cant do this. Weeks go by. Just confirm how you got your ticket. Free Wi-Fi? Its never the same after that. Goodnight. Boom. The starring, who is also the writer of the video, Hasan Minhaj grows up in an India American Muslim background. Her family owns a camera. My dad was like, A camera? So he runs to my grandfathers house and lays it on the line. Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. I cant believe it. (2012) Full Transcript, Oh, Hello On Broadway (2017) Transcript, Ellen Degeneres: Relatable (2018) Transcript, Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean (2018) Full Transcript, Vir Das: Losing It (2018) Full Transcript, Volker Pispers about USA (2004) Transcript, Trevor Noah: Son of Patricia (2018) Transcript, Jeff Foxworthy & Larry the Cable Guy: Weve Been . He has a little kid and Im not making his life any easier. How is this possible? She went to an Ivy League law school. So one day he gets up in front of the entire class. Say something. She starts talking about rent control and I cut her off. Incredible! Every single br0wn mother makes your daughter quinceaera dress, chop cuts. Your email address will not be published. All men created equal. It says it right here, Im equal. And now, Im trying to pursue my dreams, Im trying, but now youre writing about me, you act like were cool, when were not. What is that like? "Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj" has come to an end on Netflix. You dont deserve so much choice. Were getting soft. We just celebrated our one-year anniversary, so its one year down, forever to go. I wasnt very good. This isnt high school. He saw my vision board. Slapping is important. Streaming Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) sub indo. How many letters in the alphabet? Big, delicious sliders, only at your Pizza Hut. Tools, Clear History. We should do this more often. I was like, I made it! Fuck. Birthdays arent their thing. So Im going to be with him because its right. Ten bucks. 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